Famous Bodybuilders that had near superpowers
Famous bodybuilders Dave Draper was a man that:

Famous bodybuilders Drapper was a huge man with legs like trains. His alias was chair. This is because his legs are so large that many would think that he was actually sitting when he was standing due to his massive quadriceps. Sadly too many actually used Dave Draper as a chair. Dave Draper had a fascination with the many people wanting to share his leg space. Over time this fascination became an obsession. If nobody was sharing his leg space he would kick balls at light speed destroying buildings and countless businesses. Dave Draper will be sorely missed. In his supplements he lives on though because he actually provided enough sweat and tears to put one drop in every scoop of his protein. MMMMM.

Famous Bodybuilders Anibal Lopez was a man that:

Ever heard of anabolic? Well famous bodbuilders Anibal Lopez invented it. I have heard word on the streets that if you fed Anibal Lopez a spoonful of sugar and a teaspoon of protein that he would instantly grow a whopping 25% in lean mass. No one believed his amazing abilities until one day a large beam of steel peirced his pancreatic sanctum. The subpar gym and rocky balboa rushed to Anibal's side. The famous bodybuilders wanted to save Anibal, but even with their massive strength they could not pull the beam out of anibal's chest. Laying there in bitter agony screaming to jehova and his mother anibal announced "Get me a protein shake it is my only hope!" Faster than a 40 year old virgin with his first Arnold Swartzenhater rushed to anibal's side. Luckily for anibal girders have an innate fear of arnold they have learned to fear him because of the amount he has bent. When the protein began to hit anibals body it was like magic. Muscles and bones instantly formed where only a large hole used to exist.

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